Funny Happy New Year Quote

Lets make a brand new start with bit of humor, smile, laughter. Wish you all a very happy New year 2015. Here in this post we would discuss about Funny Happy New Year quotes. You can use these quotes for free.

Funny Happy New Year Quote

I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!

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I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum throwing daughter in weekends!

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May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains.
Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. 
Middle age is when you're forced to.
~Bill Vaughan

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Funny Happy New Year Quote

Funny Happy New Year Quote

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. 
So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
~Jay Leno

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If I had done you wrong, I am sorry.
May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again.
Happy New Year!

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My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier.
But whenever I see your fat body, 
I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore.
Happy New Year to you!

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Funny Happy New Year Quote

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. T
his drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, 
when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. 
- P. J. O’Rourke

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Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment 
and repentance that demands personal honesty 
and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. 
- Eric Zorn

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I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you.
I am tired to be your boyfriend.
I think I want to try being your husband instead.

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