Funny New Year Messages

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Funny New Year Messages

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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. 
This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, 
when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

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If I had done you wrong, I am sorry.
May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again.
Happy New Year 2015!

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My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier.
But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore.
Happy New Year to you!

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May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; 
and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, 
your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.

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Funny New Year Messages Images

Along with these Funny New year messages, I thought I will post some images which would be super cool and homorous so that you can share on your facebook wall. 

Funny New Year Messages

Take a New Year Resolutions 
That can Keep atleast one day 
Not like last year which was at bin on new year morning Happy New Year
Happy New year (Wink Wink) 

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May you remember to say “I love you” at least once a day to your spouse, 
your child, your parent, your siblings; 
but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.

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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. 
So overweight people are now average… which means, 
you have met your New Year's resolution.
Happy NEw Year 2015

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Funny New Year Messages

I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you.
I am tired to be your boyfriend.
I think I want to try being your husband instead.

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"It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, and Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? 
If you didn't get around to killing yourself on Christmas or New Year's, boom, 
there's Valentine's Day for you. 
There should be a holiday after Valentine's Day called 'Are you still here?'"

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May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, 
your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the I.R.S.

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I hope you loved these Funny New year messages, and hope I made you laugh! Thank you
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